please allow me to introduce myself, i’m a man of wealth and taste
lucifer, oh man, sorry, but I still have this head canon, that Lucifer must have been OFFENDED, at the fact, that to have power on earth, to really roam it and walk freely, he has to wear one of us, he has to slip that power and grace and fury, into the skin of a hairless ape, it must have seemed like a cruel joke, a final slap from his father, that these piss poor excuses for life, these things that ruin his Father’s greatest work, are the only way he can get around, is to convince, to BEG, one of us, to let him take us for a ride (via timeywimeyimpala)